i am so sore today i can barely type and i can bearely think just give me a while st dt shit i cant even type to recompose myself ow oh wow gbig word maybe ill answers some asks then
Ask the Sassy Gay Templar
Heyyyy I'm a Templar and I'm as SASSY as they come!
Go ahead and ask me anythin, honey, I'll be glad to give my opinion on it!
((From the videogame series, Assassin's Creed))
Because unless you had the shit beaten out of you by your own teammates, you wouldn’t know if it was fun or not. Right?
After another two-day nap and another day spent writing to the local blacksmith I think I’m healed up enough to answer questions.
So lay ‘em on me
I’ve got all day
Q
Sore from what, hm? ;D
Anonymous
A
from being kdidnapped by the assassin s and getting the fuckin shit beat out of me
id be sassier about this right now but i honestly dont care i could totally see where oyoure coming from though
now that i think about it i havent gotten anything good in a long time maybe once i heal ill have this huge orgy party with a few friends or seomething but right now i hurt too much and can barely move ill think about it later
Q
Hmm, I have been thinking and you may want to have your clothes cleaned soon. The blood will stain and it will smell bad if you leave it too long. Just a thought. *smiles*
A
after i got home i went and cleaned enverything up before going to sleep so my clothes atlough torn are clean and everything is bandaged up now i just need to wait and heal but thanks for your ocnconcerns youre really nice for an assassin even though you do really run fast and hav e been pretty close to catching me
I’ve been asleep for almost two days and only just a few hours ago did I wake up. I am so sore right now everything fucking hurts.
It’s not the first time that this has happened, though. Probably not the last, either. Most of the time when I’m captured they just beat me up then let me go because I’m not high enough in rank to get any information. This time I guess they thought I knew something, even though I didn’t.
It’s so wrong for someone to do that. We do it, too, but that doesn’t make it any less wrong. I never get involved with interrogation or anything like that. Ever.
This-
Ughhhh
This sucks.
I can’t even think straight. I might go to sleep again.
WELL GIVEN THE FACT THAT I WAS KIDNAPPED
BY A GROUP OF PEOPLE CARRYING TONS OF WEAPONS AND WEARING WHITE EAGLE-LIKE-HOODED CLOTHES
AND I JUST BARELY ESCAPED THE LITTLE SHITS WITH MY LIFE
HMMM
NO
I HAVEN’T REALLY SEEN ANY OF YOU FUCKING ASSASSINS LATELY
Awww, I’m sorry to hear that. Maybe you want to practise running a bit more? Or stay in a group where it’s safer? That might help more than anything. *smiles* By the way, I hear the dottore is trying out a new medicine, you may want to check that out and see if it will help your injuries.
I don’t have enough money to pay for a doctor. I’m just going to rest for a while…
(via ask-an-assassin)
WELL GIVEN THE FACT THAT I WAS KIDNAPPED
BY A GROUP OF PEOPLE CARRYING TONS OF WEAPONS AND WEARING WHITE EAGLE-LIKE-HOODED CLOTHES
AND I JUST BARELY ESCAPED THE LITTLE SHITS WITH MY LIFE
HMMM
NO
I HAVEN’T REALLY SEEN ANY OF YOU FUCKING ASSASSINS LATELY
I’m not complaining or anything, though, cause you know, it actually DESCRIBES ME. Unlike some of the other stuff people say but oh well it’s nothing to get butthurt over.
